Offshore, the future looks bright and promising, with half of the global wealth stacked in sunny tax havens such as the above. But what is offshore? What makes it so complex? Where is it, and what can you do here?
To explore these questions the Demystification Committee has infiltrated a number of tax havens, setting up an international corporate structure spanning three seas: an Offshore Investigation Vehicle. The Committee anonymously controls this structure from above via Empire Management, a UK Private Limited Company.
To begin to abuse this privileged offshore position, a number of profitable operations are being initiated, from the sale of illicit companies to tax free, offshore beachwear. The Demystification Committee wants you to have a slice of the pie. On offer is the rare opportunity to invest simultaneously in an artwork, a business and a fun experiment.
Today, you can buy a share in Empire Management for as little as £5, gaining the right to receive a share of the profits in the near future and obtain insiders’ knowledge of the murky world of offshore. All with the Offshore Investigation Vehicle as your shield and guide.
If you would like to invest in Empire Management Limited please email secretary[at]empire[dot]management
The sun never sets on Empire Management.